What's Up in ZestyLand

11/16/06 : Freedom!

You asked for more time and you've got it! As of 11/15 I officially quit my 9-5 corporate desk gig and am now freelancing full time. Your referrals mean a lot to me - thanks for helping me break free!

11/13/06 : The Twilight Zone!

I'm in a show. My clients get a secret discount. Email me for the password. Here are the deets:


The Twilight Zone
Created by Rod Serling
Directed by Tim Gonzalez-Wiler

November 24 - December 16
Friday & Saturday nights at 11:30pm: $12
Under 18? Always FREE!

The ZONES are BACK, with two classic episodes:

A Most Unusual Camera

Object known as a camera, vintage uncertain, origin unknown. But for the greedy, the avaricious, the fleet of foot who can run a four-minute mile so long as they're chasing a fast buck, it makes believe that it's an ally, but it isn't at all. It's a beckoning come-on for a quick walk around the block in the Twilight Zone.

What You Need

You're looking at Mr. Fred Renard, who carries on his shoulder a chip the size of the national debt. This is a sour man, a friendless man, a lonely man, a grasping, compulsive, nervous man. This is a man who has lived thirty-six undistinguished, meaningless, pointless, failure-laden years and who at this moment looks for an escape - any escape, any way, anything, anybody - to get out of the rut. And this little old man is just what Mr. Renard is waiting for.

Late night fun, and a full bar! Won't you join us, at the boundaries of imagination?